whose line will forever be one of my favorites
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
One of the best photosets I’ve ever seen. I love them both, but this is just too perfect.
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
Tempi do Oooooeeeeoooooooooo Wwwwoooooooeeeeeeoooooooo Dooowweeeeeoeooooooo
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
OHHH DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE…
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right